Don't type letters with a Selectric II typewriter while driving.
Don't drink excessive alcohol and then drive.
Don't change your clothes while driving.
Please don't make out while driving.
Don't pick lint from between your toes while driving.
Ladies, don't apply your makeup while driving.
Dudes, don't shave while driving.
Ladies, that goes for you too.
And, finally, don't type text messages on your cell phone while driving.
Duh.
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